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Summer makes you realize who your true friends are & who are just "school friends"
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parents: you do realize one day you will have to pay for all your own things
me: yes but today is not that day
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do you ever wonder how a character is doing after a series is over
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Your pupils expand up to 45% when looking at something pleasing.
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Don`t let Facebook fool you, we are not "friends" .
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My parents say its their house, but when its time to clean it magically becomes my house too.
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Google+ is the gym of social networking: We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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Internet connection has failed : Now don`t rape the Refresh button.
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Did you know that "Dammit I`m Mad" spelled backwards is "Dammit I`m Mad?"
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School Supplies: 1. Cellphone. 2. Charger 3. Headphones 4. iPod 5. Snacks 6. Homework. That I copied 7. Money
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