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Live every moment. Love every day. Because before you know it, precious time slips away.
-unknown
Hard to stay awake? Drink two drinks: one hot and one cold. The combination stimulates the senses in your brain--you`ll stay awake. #DidYouKnow
-unknown
The United States has surpassed Russia and Saudi Arabia and now produces more oil and natural gas than any other country in the world.
-unknown
The roar you hear from a seashell next to your ear is not the ocean, but the sound of blood surging through the veins in your ear.
-unknown
The "fact" about swallowing spiders in your sleep is a myth - in fact, it was made up in 1993 to see how quickly the myth would spread.
-unknown
Girls that don`t smoke drink or go to party`s
-Obey
I dont want a...

RelationSHIT
RelationTRIP and
ReLIEtionship.

all i want to have is a RELATIONSHIP!!!!
-Francis
I'm too young for love. but, what can I do if at this young age I already found you..
-Francis
On facebook a guy can post "I love my girl". And that will get all his numerous girlfriends excited.
-Vitu
That awkward moment you call your friend to show them something on your phone and then it suddenly freezes.
-Zaky