F is for vodka
U is for vodka
N is for vodka
U is for vodka
N is for vodka
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I hate when guys are disrespectful to their ex girlfriends, like at one point she was everything you wanted
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The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.
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"Tell me and I will forget, show me and I might remember, involve me and I will understand." - Confucius
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Intelligent people tend to care less about the opinions of others, they also enjoy being alone because of great sense of self.
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Anyone else hate tomatoes but like ketchup?
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Remember that words only hurt when you allow yourself to believe them.
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Cats have 32 muscles in each ear to help them ignore the shit out of you.
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If four plus four equals eight, ....then me plus you equals fate.
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If you actually want something, make an effort. Everything isn`t just going to come to you.
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