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Realizing that drake said ate instead of 8 in “the square root of 69 is ATE something”
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When people tell you you`ve changed, it`s only because you stopped acting the way they want you to act.
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Never give up. Always find a reason to keep trying.
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A guy and a girl can be friends. But sooner or later one will fall for the other. Maybe too early, maybe too late, but maybe, maybe forever.
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Mom: How is your GPA this semester?
Me: The important thing is that we have our health.
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Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah, Neither do I.
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87% people feel #uncomfortable when the TV volume is an odd number.
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We should be able to Text 911, You know, just In case you`re hiding from a psycho killer and can`t talk..
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when i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me
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Not everyone is meant to be in your future. Some people are just passing through to teach you lessons in life.
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