If history repeats itself, I really want a pet dinosaur.
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No teacher, I don`t know the answer, that`s why my hand wasn`t raised.
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Friday. My second favorite F word.
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LIKE IF YOU sing too much for someone who can`t sing.
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Why is it called stealing when YOUR Wi-FIi signal is trespassing in my freaking house!
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If you are talking behind my back, you`re in a good position to kiss my ass.
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REMINDER!! The end of yoga pants season is approaching!
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Wish school started at like... never.
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My mom asked me if my friends brother still has down syndrome.. no mom he walked it off.
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I hate songs that are like 75% bad but the chorus is so good that you suffer through the whole song just to hear one part like three times.
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