Why do people with bad breath always have to tell me a damn secrets???
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A person can make a mistake and never take it back, but don`t be the person who never forgives.
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it is not true that beer makes you fat.. it actually makes you lean.. lean on walls... lean on doors..
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Girls only want one thing... your hoodies.
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The ridiculous thing is that I’m pretty smart but at the same time I manage to be the dumbest person alive.
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If your ex texts you, its probably because they tried to replace you, but failed.
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I will be buried in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti! I just want a future archaeologist to have a great day!
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That awkward moment when you can`t read your own handwriting.
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Still waiting for the "once you go black, you never go back" episode of myth busters.
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Let`s play “how rude can I be until you realize I don`t like you”
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