“Anyone have a broken heart? I have a ( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ ̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ ) to fix it. ♥”
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what-ever is a woman`s way of saying f-you :)
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Stop trying to make this a competition honey, cause I`ve already won...oh and by the way, how does that bench on the sidelines feel?
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come here, honey, let me get that. You still have a little bullshit running down the sides of your mouth
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Girls end a relationship because they have to. Guys end a relationship because they have two.
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needs an "out of order" sign today :( <3
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I`m sorry hun, but;my back isn`t a voice mail. Say it to my face. :)
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The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.
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*casually puts earlier date on assignment before turning it in to make it look like i’m not a procrastinating piece of shit*
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I hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami
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