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Oh your Twitter account is protected? What do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes?
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*unplugs 100% charged iphone*

*slides to unlock*

*battery 43%*
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The awkward moment when you`re that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single..
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we think cats are adorable no matter how skinny or fat they are so why do we treat humans any differently
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Music gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything.
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Me: I cleaned all the dishes
Mom: aren`t you going to put them away too?
Me: you have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version.
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"Success is steady progress toward one`s personal goals." - Jim Rohn
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There’s side view, rear view, and what else? I loview.
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Why do girls associate their selfies with a deep yet irrelevant quote i do not understand the correlation
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