Am I the only one who uses their foot to flush the toilet in public rest room?
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Facebook status
LIKE IF: Everything magically appears when your mom looks for it.
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YOCO = You Only Cute Online
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LIKE IF 90% of the contacts in your phone are useless
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I`ve forgotten what it`s like to have a normal sleeping pattern..
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"Ideas not coupled with action never become bigger than the brain cells they occupied." - Arnold H. Glasow
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I need a phone with 500% battery life
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If Starbucks delivered, I would be a morning person.
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That depressing moment when you wake up during the best part of your dream.
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Thousands of people quit smoking every year
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By dying.
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By dying.
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