This generation of girls are angry because they’re either too young for David Beckham or too old for his sons
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dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between
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I like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
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on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea?
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basically, anything over $10 is expensive
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LIKE IF constantly buying things and then wondering why you`re so damn poor
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congratulations on knowing the band before they came popular you win: nothing
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you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly
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i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one
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I’m so impressed by girls who can do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower it’s a damn victory
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