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seeing your mom sad/sick is definitely one of the top worst feelings in the world
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A good laugh and some sleep are the two best cures ✌
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my mom is telling me “get a good job” but my heart is telling me “marry rich”
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do you ever bring your pet up to a mirror and you`re just like “that`s you”
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When you take a good selfie but no one is online to see it
*pushes back selfie release date*
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*tries to watch a 45 minute episode in 20 minutes*
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Quiet people have the loudest minds.
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House phone: *rings*
Me: nah
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Is constantly torn between wanting to buy things but not wanting to spend money.
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*every student when the teacher`s late* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”
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