Why is miss Universe always from Earth?
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We are afraid of seeing something behind us in the mirror because it’s the only time we can see behind us..
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You aren’t actually afraid of being left alone in your house, or in the forest; You’re afraid that you AREN’T alone.
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Parents are the only humans on this earth who will talk good about you behind your back, but talk shit to your face.
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I haven’t heard of any Bigfoot sightings in awhile. I hope he is ok
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I will one day flip through my kid’s school history book and find it strange to have been alive during some of its chapters
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Pets are basically just hostages with Stockholm Syndrome.
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There are currently millions of formally dressed skeletons living under Earth’s surface.
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We should take a moment to just appreciate that not only Google search exists but it is also for free.
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I wish I never needed to sleep, but also wish I could sleep for days.
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