I`m not perfect. I`ll annoy you, make you mad but put all that aside...You`ll never find someone who cares and loves you more than me.
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chewing gum is not an alternative to brushing your teeth I repeat chewing gum is not an alternative to brushing your teeth
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Nobody got friend zoned harder than Forrest Gump.
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People seldom do things to the best of their ability. They do things to the best of their willingness.
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"One of the best uses of your time is to increase your competence in your key result areas." - Brian Tracy
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When cats bring back dead birds or mice to their owners, that is their way of teaching a human how to hunt or helping their human.
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A large bag of popcorn with butter at the movie theater has about 1,500 calories - The same as 3 Big Macs.
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Walt Disney gave his housekeeper stocks every year for the holidays, and she died a multi-millionaire.
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Stressed? Try eating a cup of low fat yogurt. The amino acids will help to calm you down.
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There is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades.
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