Smoking gives you wrinkles. It`s proven, you`ll have 11 times more wrinkles than the people who don`t smoke cigarettes.
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Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
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In life you will meet two kinds of people. Ones who build you up, and ones who tear you down. But in the end, you will thank them both.
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There is always another chance for everything in life, but the fact is that there is no chance of another life. So let us dream it, mean it
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Ever looked at your bestfriend and thought "why aren`t we comedians"?
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Squeezing lemon juice on fruit like apples and bananas will prevent oxidation (turning brown).
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Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
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If I ever get married, I`m doing it on February 29th, so I only have to deal with anniversaries once every four years
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In 1689 the average British adult drank over 100 gallons of beer a year. Today, the figure is 15 gallons.
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If you love someone, show it. Life is too short to keep your feelings inside.
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