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Sorry i`m not perfect, good luck on finding someone who is
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"swearing is unattractive” i’m not attractive anyway so fuck off
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When a guy can handle your flaws, love you on your moody days, and say you`re beautiful in your sweatpants & PJs, he`s worth loving ❤
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Jenna Marbles should be on Girl Code
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when a guy wears that one cologne where all you want to do is bury your face in their chest and sniff because they smell that damn good
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Being single is better than being in the wrong relationship.
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I sent your selfies to NASA because you`re a Star
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Yawning doesn`t always necessarily mean you`re tired, it also means your body needs more oxygen.
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My doctor says I`m lacking Vitamin U.
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"if you like someone, just tell them!" is the worst piece of shit advice you can give to anyone
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