Having to turn on the subtitles on netflix because you’re eating chips
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I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited, I’m sorry
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I like those people you can joke around with and then have a deep conversation with.
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If you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a liar..
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Everything in life can teach you a lesson. You just have to be willing to learn.
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I love the Kardashians because they literally do nothing and that`s why they are famous and it`s so inspiring honestly
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Can`t trust a bitch who lets the microwave hit 0, she doesn`t care about her life...she probably jumps on the lava part of the floor too.
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The "Alphabet song," "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" and "Baa, Baa, Black Sheep" all use the exact same melody.
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Sometimes the bad things that happen in our lives put us directly on the path to the best things that will ever happen to us.
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I was gonna take over the world this morning but I overslept. Postponed. Again.
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