The good thing about listening to a new song is that it doesn’t remind you of any motherf-ker
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A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!
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80% of people remain quiet even when they really want to say something in order to avoid an argument with someone they care about.
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Accidentally close a tab on your browser? No problem! Hit ctrl-shift-T and the page will pop up again.
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Need to tell a believable lie? Include an embarrassing detail—nobody doubts a story that makes you look dumb.
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If you ever get trapped underwater in your car, use your carseat headrest to break the window.
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God chooses what we go through. We choose how we go through it.
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I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them.
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Men were the first to wear high heels around the 1600s. Women began wearing them to look more masculine.
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Marrying your best friend eliminates the risk of divorce by over 78%. These marriages are the ones most likely to last a lifetime.
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