If Justin Bieber can make that big of a come back, so can my grades
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Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth
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A girl`s group message with her best friends holds more secrets than the United States government...
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Things I hate: 1. waking up early 2. 1
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I’m starting to think I should ask my guests if they’d like a phone charger before I ask them if they’d like something to drink.
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The musicians at the Academy Awards should have played the “waking up” music from Inception when Leo won his Oscar, just to freak him out.
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On any given day, someone is probably having the best day of their life.
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I have to plug my mobile phone into the charger so much throughout the day, that I basically have a landline again.
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Apple has “air.” Google has “earth.” Amazon has “fire.” Microsoft needs to make something called “water.
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Don’t use the bathroom in your dream. It’s a setup.
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