The most effective cough syrup is honey.
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Feeling down? Take a shower. Feeling clean helps boost your self-esteem.
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Learning to play a musical instrument or learning another language can slow the aging process of the human brain.
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If your girlfriend catches you looking at another woman, turn to her and say “I’m glad you don’t dress like that.”
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later is the best time to do anything.
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do you ever get in those really weird moods that you can`t even explain what you`re feeling it`s like everything is mixed together all at once?
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I wear all black to the gym.
its like i am attending a funeral for my fat.
its like i am attending a funeral for my fat.
-Gaina Vie
anything that ends in “try” makes me want to cry: •chemistry •geometry •trigonometry •stoichiometry •try
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me: *has homework to do*
me: *takes buzzfeed quiz to see what kind of popstar I am*
me: *takes buzzfeed quiz to see what kind of popstar I am*
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Study tip: • stand up • Stretch • Take a walk • Go to the airport • Get on a plane • Never return
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