To all the chicks on Twitter who complain about never getting laid, turn your location on.
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when your friend accidentally says something your parents weren’t supposed to know about
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wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation
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words i started using ironically but can`t stop saying: • bro/bruh • bae • rad • totes • yaaas
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I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you cant have anymore food and im just never ready for that kind of commitment
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people who compliment me are wonderful like thank u god bless u
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I don`t need more friends, I need more money
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In "Toy Story" Buzz Lightyear`s original name was "Lunary Larry" & Him and Woody were originally not meant to be the main characters.
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No one`s perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Classes that make you buy a book and then pay for the access code are the reasons I have trust issues
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