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THAT ONE GIRL EVERYONE LOVES BUT U KNOW SHES EVIL
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being married someday is going to be so cool. like you get to come home to your best friend every single day and just do life together
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School isn`t even about learning anymore, it`s about passing.
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I`ve never been really good at not speaking my mind.
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95% of the time when I`m smiling at my phone it`s because of something I said, not something someone sent me. I`m hilarious
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I`m the nicest rude person you`ll ever meet. I don`t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about alot.
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How am I supposed to work, go to school, do homework, study, stay in shape, be social, help out at home, AND get 8+ hours of sleep at night?
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$900 for an iPhone 6? Airplane mode better take me on vacation
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HS Teachers: "There`s still a minute left of class, sit down!"
College Teachers: "We still have 20 mins left but I`m done teaching so bye"
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Can we just take a moment and appreciate that Halloween is on a Friday this year?
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