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A best friend isn`t someone who`s just always there for you. It`s someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself.
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If you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you`re lying....
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My snapchat has gotten to the point that if you snap me twice you`re in my best friends
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Have an issue? I`m your tissue
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To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.
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If you`re moving and need boxes to pack, go to a local liquor store. They will have tons of boxes that can hold good weight.
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my least favorite animals are children
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You say problem, I say challenge.
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The only normal people you know are the ones you don’t know very well.
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Never under estimate the power of a prayer.
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