I want years
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how to flirt with someone in a museum: introduce yourself then say "I would shake your hand but that sign says not to touch the masterpieces"
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Mom: "Why is everything on the floor?!"
Me: "Gravity, mom"
Me: "Gravity, mom"
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It should be illegal to be this funny and single
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Another day passes by & I still haven`t used algebra.
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If you want to remember something in the morning, place it in your shoes #lifeTip
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If you eat 2 bananas it gives you enough energy for an intense 90 minute work out or 40 minute sexual intercourse.
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Adding "gif" before the word "Youtube" in the URL allows you to create your own gif with the video.
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The hormone responsible for growth is produced while you sleep.
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The only thing worse than paying for internet access in a hotel is free wireless that doesn’t work.
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