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cause of death: got out of bed
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The first to forgive is the strongest.
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Damn baby, are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
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When you put others first, you teach them that you come second.
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Wearing skinny jeans can cause nerve damage in your legs, a condition called "tingling thigh syndrome."
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Over 90% of mental diseases are either caused or complicated by the stressful act of over thinking.
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Cuddling with loved ones releases oxytocin, a hormone which reduces stress and prevents nausea and headaches.
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Intelligent men tend to be more faithful.
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PEOPLE WHO SMILE AT YOU WHEN YOU MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE
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parents: It`s your decision
parents: *makes decision for you*
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