Facebook status

how weird this generation is, even when one had an accident. They post it on facebook before they remember calling 911
-Flawless
"hey since you’re up can u-"

*sits down*
-unknown
Are you a tower? Cause Eiffel for you.
-unknown
lets play a game called you bring me food and i eat it
-unknown
Let`s be nothing because nothing lasts forever.
-unknown
Bad handwriting? Keep this in mind: more intelligent people tend to think faster, and as a result their handwriting is more sloppy.
-unknown
*goes out of room*
*grabs food*
*goes back in the room*
*repeats the next day*
-unknown
The fact that I never hesitate to sacrifice my happiness to make other people happy is my favorite/least favorite thing about myself
-unknown
I`d rather wait for something real, than to fool around with something of no value.
-unknown
`Confidence is the stain they cant wipe off.`
-unknown