Daytime naps help to improve your memory and cut the risk of heart disease!
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Drinking watermelon juice after a workout can help prevent your muscles from getting sore.
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Nearly 40% of the Internet is porn.
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While seeking revenge, dig two graves, one for yourself.
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Having sarcastic friends will make you more creative. Sarcasm is considered a brain stimulant.
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Whatever makes you mad, leave it. Whatever makes you smile, keep it.
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"The hardest thing to see is what is in front of your eyes." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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The truth is hard to swallow when you`re choking on your pride.
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are you a cat because you`re purrrfect
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The problem with being "just friends" is I have to watch you be with someone who doesn`t deserve you when I could do so much better.
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