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When you first start texting someone & they say "call me"
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Waking up with unread texts that make you smile >
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"Only he who can see the invisible can do the impossible." - Frank L. Gaines
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The most push-ups ever performed by one person in one day was 46,001.
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Eat grapes! They can improve your brains ability to process new information.
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Every seven years, you lose about half of your friends and replace them with new people.
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*comes back from trip*

unpacks suitcase 300 years later
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If you are constantly comparing your life to the lives of others, you`ll never be happy.
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As a college student my favorite words are "free" and "cancelled"
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A person who hides their pain behind a smile is called an eccedentesiast.
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