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my mood literally changes every 2 seconds its so confusing
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You`re like pizza. Even when you`re bad, you`re good
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Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it.
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if a girl keeps flirting and talking to your man, it`s most likely because YOUR man talks back. She can`t talk and flirt to herself.
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It`s difficult for me to love someone, but when I do, I do it with all my heart.
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imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
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kinda want to go out of state so I can just restart my life with completely new people and never see any one of you again
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I broke up with my gym we were just not working out
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me every morning: should have gone to bed earlier
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hearing your favorite song on the radio is 5000x more exciting than hearing it on your iphone
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