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How many different ways can I say `I don`t speak Spanish` to this lady before she stops speaking Spanish to me. Maybe if I say it in French.
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You could lock me in a room for days with just my textbooks and Id still find a way to procrastinate
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Cheese is the most commonly stolen food item in the world.
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You`re not a teacher , so don`t give me a lecture thx
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Don`t trust words, trust actions.
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The most exhausting thing in life is being insincere.
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"A man who has committed a mistake and doesn`t correct it, is committing another mistake." - Confucius
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The secret to being loved is to be lovely. The secret to being lovely is to be unselfish.
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To exit a maze (in a game or real), touch your hand to the right wall & keep walking like that. You`ll eventually reach the exit.
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Avoid the people that want to be best friends immediately. They`re usually the over-dramatic ones.
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