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					 How many different ways can I say `I don`t speak Spanish` to this lady before she stops speaking Spanish to me. Maybe if I say it in French.					
					
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					 You could lock me in a room for days with just my textbooks and Id still find a way to procrastinate					
					
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					 Cheese is the most commonly stolen food item in the world.					
					
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					 You`re not a teacher , so don`t give me a lecture thx					
					
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					 Don`t trust words, trust actions.					
					
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					 The most exhausting thing in life is being insincere.					
					
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					 "A man who has committed a mistake and doesn`t correct it, is committing another mistake." - Confucius					
					
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					 The secret to being loved is to be lovely. The secret to being lovely is to be unselfish.					
					
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					 To exit a maze (in a game or real), touch your hand to the right wall & keep walking like that. You`ll eventually reach the exit.					
					
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					 Avoid the people that want to be best friends immediately. They`re usually the over-dramatic ones.					
					
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