Rather than update my PC, I hit "remind me later" every day wish there`s a button like that for my GF "We need to talk" Remind me later!
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Can someone explain to me how women are so bad at poker and chess, But see through my bullshit game and bluffs so far ahead?
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the word `liberal` comes from the word `liberate` bizarre name for more regulation, eh?
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When a girl has 50k instagram followers but only 250 Twitter followers, it`s the world`s way of saying "please just shut-up & look pretty"
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Family is not just a word. It`s who you are, where you came from and where you will always belong.
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someone: are you ok?
me: [pouring gasoline on myself] yeah why do you ask?
me: [pouring gasoline on myself] yeah why do you ask?
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when u go to the store with your mom and she sees someone she knows and starts talking to them
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When reading reviews online always look for the 3/5 reviews. These are usually the most truthful and unbiased.
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It irritates me ending on bad terms or not having proper closure with someone especially knowing there were so many things left unsaid.
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Dig the well before you are thirsty.
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