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God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.
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Dancing, singing and masturbating are all proven ways to fight depression.
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I wanna sit on a rooftop with someone at 3am just looking at the stars.
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What happens between us, should stay between us.
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Be with someone who is proud to have you.
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In the 1999 movie the Matrix, Neo`s passport expires on September 11, 2001.
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Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk
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Broad shoulders, v-lines and abs = a girls weakness
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parents: why don`t you come socialize with the family? me: sits with family me: gets insulted by entire family me: goes back to bedroom
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5 Basic weight loss tips: • drink more water • adjust your portion size • lower your sugar intake • limit carbs to 1x per day • no fast food
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