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goals: to go cosmic tubing
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me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
clock: 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*
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When writing an essay, remember this: if it`s boring to you, it`s twice as boring to your reader.
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Having at least one " Lazy day " per week can help reduce stress, high blood pressure, stroke & heart disease.
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Spiders hate peppermint oil. Put some in a squirt bottle with water, spray your garage and all door frames, then watch the spiders run!
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remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”
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That awkward moment when you’re lying in
bed, wishing you had magic powers because
you’re too lazy to turn off the lights.
-Saurabh
another word for private investigator is woman
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Physical strength is measured by what we can carry, spiritual by what we can bear.
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Sometimes I`m weird, I might be a little different, but I`m always me.
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