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People say Hakuna Matata all the time to justify stupidity, but the whole takeaway of the lion king was that we have to face our challenges.
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It’s easy to see when someone is in love with someone else, but it’s really hard to see when someone is in love with you.
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If the inventor of copyright had copyrighted his idea, nobody would be able to use copyright.
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I would book a lot more appointments if I could do it all online, without having to talk to anyone.
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Darth Vader could fall asleep in Imperial meetings and nobody would notice.
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With as many times we were taught to stop drop and roll I thought I would be on fire a lot more in my life.
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It is quite weird when an entire boy band sings a love song about one girl.
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Somewhere in the galaxy,your childhood is still currently visible.Your past self still exists,traveling through space at the speed of light.
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When I`m in a relationship I`ll spend $70 on you so easily but then I`ll debate if I wanna buy dinner for myself or not
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When you`re both "typing..." So u erase the message to let them speak first, but they do the same thing
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