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When you`ve explained something for the 3rd time & the person still doesn`t get it...
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Respect people’s feelings. Even if it doesn`t mean anything to you, it could mean everything to them.
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Teacher: "Why can I hear talking?"
Student: "Because you have ears"
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Something I learned about people.. If they do it once, they`ll do it again.
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when u send someone a cute selfie on snapchat but u forget to save it
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Watching a horror movie can burn up to 200 calories. That`s the same as walking for half an hour
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The awkward moment when you need to send that unfashionable friend to Mallzee.
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A negative mind will never give you a positive mind.
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The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special, then suddenly leaves you hanging, and you have to act like you don`t care at all.
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The `Star Wars` theme song is the 20th most played song while having sexual intercourse.
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