In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is strength, but whiskey is the water of life.
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I am always right even when I am right about being wrong.
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He thought he was clever because his blood test results said A+.
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Loyal women deserve the best!
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I keep a baseball bat under the bed, just in case someone breaks in and throws a ball at me.
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"Being green, easy it is not." --Yoda training Kermit
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My best friend and I can do anything or nothing and still have the best time together.
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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In 2014: I laughed
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do you ever just get viciously jealous about people like no that’s my friend mine
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