You`re sooo Sweeet. Definition: Friendzoned.
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How awesome would be playing hide -n -go seek in your whole school.
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Good things WON`T come to those that wait! They have to take the things that are left by those who got there first!
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common; they should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
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"God created war so that Americans would learn geography." - Mark Twain
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A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.
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My parents accused me of being a liar. I looked them straight in the eye and said, "Tooth Fairy, Santa Clause..." & walked away like a boss.
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Reasons why I stop replying: 1. I`m busy 2. you`re boring 3. I`m mad 4. you replied with one word 5. I`m on twitter 6. I`m eating
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If skinny people go skinny dipping, what do fat people do? The chunky dunk???
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The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.
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