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Remove unpleasant odor in smelly shoes or gymbags by placing dry tea bags in them.
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Ask Siri, "is this the Krusty Krab?"
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It`s actually better to take a test on an empty stomach. Hunger makes you better able to focus.
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Physical touch makes you healthier. Studies show that massages, hugs, and hand holding reduce stress and boost the immune system.
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Confusing Wikipedia article? Click "Simple English" on the left list of languages and it`ll whisk you to a simplified version.
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If you`re lazy, efficient, busy or don`t own an ironing board, throw your wrinkled clothes in the dryer for 30 minutes with a wet sock.
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Honey is the only food that will not rot. A jar of honey may remain edible for over 3000 years.
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Oh yeah, I remember." Definition: I don`t really remember, but I want you to shut up already.
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"Awww thanks"
Definition: Welcome to the friendzone, I hope you enjoy your stay.
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Tweelings
Definition: #tweeting ya feelings over twitter which nobody gives a fuck about.
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