Only a few girls are wifey material. Don`t try and turn water into wine.
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If you only ever give 90% in training then you will only ever give 90% when it matters.
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Australia has more than 10,000 beaches. If you visited one per day, it would take you more than 27 years to visit them all!
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Swimming immediately after eating is safe, despite what you may have heard to the contrary.
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Cheering up others can make yourself happier too.
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If you feel like you`re going to vomit, start humming. It`s nearly impossible to gag while humming.
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Instead of saying `Umm...` when there is a pause in your speaking, say `Now...`
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Android users: after purchasing an app from Google Play, you can try it out for 15 minutes and "return" it for a refund.
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If you`re making cookies and don`t have any eggs, half a banana is a good substitute!
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If you want to buy a car, do it at the end of the month, when a salesperson has to meet their quota. They will likely cut you a deal.
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