buying new lipstick colors and never wearing them is my new hobby
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I call my mom a milf and she actually gets angry...I`m complimenting u!!!
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girls are confusing normal tshirts with tshirt dresses
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"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"
*opens fridge
*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette
"It`s bad alright"
*opens fridge
*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette
"It`s bad alright"
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so incredibly jealous of girls that look cute without makeup and not like a zombie
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if I watch your snapchat stories, i care about you
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aren`t babies weird they`re half you half the person you love, how amazing
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I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it.
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Don`t sacrifice your time for people who wouldn`t do the same for you.
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Creative people have a short attention span, are easily distracted and tend to talk to themselves more often.
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