My milkshake brings all the emotionally dysfunctional, selfish, alcoholics to the yard
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Facebook status
I always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. You know, like Wednesday.
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That moment When your teachers says you got 3 mins left on a test
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"How much motivation do I have to finish the semester ?"
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I’d like to thank fergie for teaching how to spell glamorous and gwen stefani for teaching me how to spell bananas.
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Emailing teachers be like -
Me: *polite greeting, multiple paragraphs, perfect grammar*
Teacher: “sure” -sent from my iPhone
Me: *polite greeting, multiple paragraphs, perfect grammar*
Teacher: “sure” -sent from my iPhone
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I procrastinate so much I even procrastinate going to sleep
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me: i`m so lonely
person: hey
me: leave me alone
person: hey
me: leave me alone
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Above all be true to yourself. And if you can`t put your heart into it, take yourself out of it.
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I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.
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