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I`m so lucky people can`t hear what I`m thinking.
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Old friend: "We need to hang out!"

Never happens.
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"Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it." - Ernest Holmes
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in the mood for a hug and 87 chicken nuggets
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If you think only sunshine brings you happiness, then you haven`t danced in the rain
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i wanna be close to someone that we can talk all night and never get tired
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Wash clothes inside out to prevent designs from cracking.
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High school was so judgy but in college you see someone riding past on a razor scooter wearing a snuggie and its like "that is a smart man"
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Think of a number. Double it. Add six. Half it. Take away the number you started with. Your answer is three. Isn`t it mind blowing?
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The way you dress determines the way people react to you. Especially your shoes. Dress well!
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