i can`t regret anything i did with you because at one point in time that`s what i desired most
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Just keep it real with me, I`ll respect you way more.
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Hot vinegar can be used to remove paint from glass.
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Buy a world map shower curtain. You’ll become a geography expert from all the time you spend in the bathroom!
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when your mascara is $23 there`s no time for crying
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Don`t chase people. Work hard and be yourself. Under these two principles, the right people will find their way into your life.
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lets play `how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u`
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I learned a lot about falling in love when I fell out of love. I learned a lot about being a friend when I was alone
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have u ever seen someone so hot you were just like "bruuuuuhhhh"
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For *express* service on elevators, press the "close door" & your floor # at the same time. You`ll skip all floors between.
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