primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back
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Facebook status
um how do i get skinny by tomorrow?
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true life: people like my hair more than they like me
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SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE IDIOT
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I wish that you were here, or I was there, or we were together anywhere.
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Be pleasant until ten o`clock in the morning and the rest of the day will take care of itself.
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Don’t worry if you can’t remember what happened, Facebook will forever.
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i wish i could be paid for sleeping
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*listens to “big girls dont cry” while crying* *cries even more because now I’ve also disappointed Fergie*
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If you want me in your life, prove it.
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