Sometimes I like to stare at the sky & count the stars, I don`t really think we are the only living thing in this huge universe, do you?!
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don’t start an argument with a girl because they all have 45030194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 14:27PM on 23/04/2008
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My neighbor obviously doesn`t watch porn. She asked me to come fix her sink, I been here for an hour and i`m still fixing the damn sink.
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I love the Kardashians because they literally do nothing and that`s why they are famous and it`s so inspiring honestly
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do u ever take a good pic of yourself and use it for everything & then look at it one day and you`re like omg this is actually the worst pic ever?
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boy sweatpants are 100x better than girl sweatpants
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plot twist : he likes you back
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I formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13
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does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
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I`d rather be in a relationship where you playfully joke around and are sarcastic with me than be all sweet and lovely dovely all the time.
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