What do you call a sick eagle? Illegal.
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7 billion smiles, and yours is my favorite
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"Don`t limit yourself. Many people limit themselves to what they think they can do." - Mary Kay Ash
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I was gonna take over the world this morning but I overslept. Postponed. Again.
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It`s so hard to be angry at someone who makes you laugh.
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Lay on your left side and rub your stomach in clockwise circles if you have a stomach ache? It`ll help!
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Think of being with someone you like/love the moment before you get your picture taken - perfect natural smiles every time
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Six foods that have been shown to improve your mood include oatmeal, cereal, salmon, milk, dark chocolate and bananas.
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Every day, make an effort to talk to at least three members of the opposite sex. You`ll be shocked at how much more proficient you`ll become
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Being nice to someone you don`t like doesn`t mean you`re fake, it means you`re mature enough to tolerate your dislike for them.
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