Letters begin with ABC. Numbers begin with 123. Music begins with Do Re Mi. Love begins with you and me.
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i wonder what new slang words will surface in the new year that i’ll start using ironically but then won’t be able to stop using
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sometimes I use big words that I don`t fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis
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A real boyfriend calls you for nothing, texts you all the time, wants to see you, cries, gets jealous, over protective and loves you.
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this is so cheesy but I think you`re the gratest
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Use the word "extra" in a compliment. This way it avoids implying that it`s only temporary.
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Laughter increases the activity of antibodies by about 20%, helping to destroy viruses and tumor cells.
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Lick your finger and run it across the envelope to avoid the nasty taste if sealing it.
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that one song that unleashes your inner stripper
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Why are middle school girls skipping the awkward stage & going straight to pretty? No no, you get braces &wear blue eyeshadow. Do your time.
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