Facebook status

My boyfriend not allowed to hide his phone from me. As long as we`re together it`s not an iPhone, it`s a wePhone.
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My boyfriend isnt allowed to dream.. I mean what you tryna do? Imagine life without me?
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My boyfriend isn`t allowed to have a cellphone. Who`s he trying talk to? Here`s a walkie-talkie you aint going that far.
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My boyfriend isn`t allowed to say "ily from the bottom of my heart" What you gonna do with the free space at the top? Love other girls? NO
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My boyfriend isn`t allowed to break up with me. You wanna see other people? Look out the window.
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My boyfriend isn`t allowed to sneeze in public... Girls be like "bless you." He`s already blessed, he has me.
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#MyBoyfriendNotAllowedTo spray axe in public, I`ve seen the commercials, those hoes come out of nowhere.
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Some people don`t like telling the truth, others don`t like hearing it.
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"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give."
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Be with someone who says I love you every night, and then proves it every day.
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