You better have a license, cus you’re driving me crazy.
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My boyfriend isn`t allowed to do algebra. He doesn`t need to know how to find his X.
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My boyfriend isn`t allowed to leave the house after an argument. He need a break, he can have a kit kat
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My boyfriend isn`t allowed to drink any energy drinks. What you trying get energy for? To find the strength to leave me? Not today.
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My boyfriend isn`t allowed to do math, wtf he trying to do? Divide his Heart, subtract me & add a new Girl?
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My boyfriend isn`t allowed to watch animal planet, he might see his ex there. .
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My boyfriend isn`t allowed to vacation in Florida. why you try visit the sunshine state? I`m your sunshine, YOUR ONLY SUNSHINE
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My boyfriend is not allowed to speak to other girls on the phone. If he call 911 and a woman answers he better hang up & try again.
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My Boyfriend is not allowed to have candles on his birthday cake. Wtf you wishing for? Your wishes came true the day you met me.
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when you get in a fight w ur parents and go to ur room but then u get hungry so u mentally prepare yourself for ur appearance in the kitchen
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