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Walking barefoot, called grounding or earthing, has many beneficial effects for your health.
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Be yourself and be proud to be you ..
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Wasted time is worse than wasted money.
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When the world says, "Give up,"Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
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Having a problem? Lay down! You can process thoughts faster by laying down.
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LIKE IF When I was younger, $20 felt like $100. Now $20 feels like $1.
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Mom: Where did you hide the Nutella?
Me: I`m nutelling you.
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Job applications be like: "If you`re on the job & John looks sad what do you do?"
Nigga i turn around and do my work..... fuck john
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*Does something bad* Mom: *tells the entire family, tweets, posts on Facebook, blogs, tells people in china*
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The word `verb` is actually a noun.
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