If you tell your friend a secret, expect their boy/girlfriend to know. Even if you tell them not to tell anybody.
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Pull on your hair in the shower- if it squeaks you already shampooed it
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Feeling down? Take a shower. Feeling clean helps boost your self-esteem.
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Work like you don`t need money, love like you`ve never been hurt, and dance like no one`s watching.
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I wish I had a delete button in my life. To delete some people, some memories, and some feelings.
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If I text you all day then you must be doing something right.
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My life, my choices, my mistakes, my lessons.
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Simple guidelines for happiness: live simple, give more, expect less. –Mickey Mouse
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Allow yourself to be a beginner. No one starts off being excellent.
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If you don`t enter any situation prepared and fully expecting to win, you`re not going to.
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